About Lumberjack Twain.

I write about the outdoors, personal life failures, and the general hilarity of our country’s media, race relations, and social norms. My God-given talent is to entertain and I will throw down words about anything to elicit a laugh.

In my spare time I enjoy cougar wrassle-downs, coyote howl-offs, foraging, chopping things, giving bear massages and claw manicures, dealing black market blood acorns to squirrels, building little wood coffins for possums to play in, and knitting.



Lumberjack Panda is a representation of the power of a willful imagination, and allowing your creative mind to free flow into absurd places. There is not much stronger than an intelligent mind with the urge to create.

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