I write about the outdoors, personal life failures, and the general hilarity of our country’s media, race relations, and social norms. My God-given talent is to entertain and I will throw down words about anything to elicit a laugh.
In my spare time I enjoy cougar wrassle-downs, coyote howl-offs, foraging, chopping things, giving bear massages and claw manicures, dealing black market blood acorns to squirrels, building little wood coffins for possums to play in, and knitting.
LUMBERJACK PANDA
Lumberjack Panda is a representation of the power of a willful imagination, and allowing your creative mind to free flow into absurd places. There is not much stronger than an intelligent mind with the urge to create.
