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Looks. Confidence is key. Any real relationship connoisseur knows the longest lasting romances are based entirely on what you look like. Factors such as hair, length of hair, hair thickness, eye symmetry, calf roundness, belly button depth, shoulderblade pointedness, and … Continue reading
30 minutes ‘til it happens. 30 minutes before my whole world collapses and chaos begins. 30 minutes until work.
It’s Hard To Shave While Driving…But That’s Why God Made It So Toes Curl Perfectly Around Steering Wheels.
Got my slurpee. Got my chili dog. Got my Sociology textbook to study on the way to class. Now just time to merge into traffic.
The worst thing about a college social sciences class is not that tests aren’t multiple choice, or the materials are hard, or the fact that you’re teacher constantly confronts you with topics discussing your own mortality. It’s that one kid … Continue reading
This is not the tale of “Society sucks so I made a funny story”. This is the tale of the near-death experience. When you’re not in a relationship you get hit on by all kinds. I’m not talking a guy … Continue reading