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I’ll Love You Forever, Rose… Unless I Survive This Death Cruise and Get Stuck With You.

Do you know what happens if Jack never slips off that piece of plywood and popsicles into a cold, frozen death? This is what goes down. Marriage.

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Tale of the Ex-Girlfriend Friend Request

What is this juicy treasure upon the glaring white luminescence of my Facebook home page? A little red blip on my radar. Is it…could it be…a friend request? Wah-ching. Instant confidence boost. Click me! Click me! It bursts with enthusiasm, … Continue reading

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