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Ten Easy Ways To Get Broken Up With Immediately.

Remind them that you are just settling and you could leave them at any time. Tell them about your independence and how good it feels to be a loner, bur you’re just currently carrying some extra “baggage”. Emphasize your statements … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up Absolutely Any Girl You Want.

Looks. Confidence is key. Any real relationship connoisseur knows the longest lasting romances are based entirely on what you look like. Factors such as hair, length of hair, hair thickness, eye symmetry, calf roundness, belly button depth, shoulderblade pointedness, and … Continue reading

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Let Me Just Over-Analyze Every Syllable Of Your Text. Then Maybe Someday We Can Date…In Person.

Everyone’s got crushes. Some of them secret, some of them publicly broadcast, some of them from three hundred yards away with a pair of binoculars. The problem with our socialization is communication is gone. We’ve regressed to a primal state … Continue reading

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