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Always Make Sure To Have Your Phone In Public Because How Else Will You Properly Avoid Eye Contact With Strangers?

Just a nice, long ride up the elevator to the 110th floor. What a pleasant ride this is, right? Just me, myself and my thoughts. No other humans. This silky smooth jazz in my ears. Ahh, time to get my-OH … Continue reading

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Let Me Just Over-Analyze Every Syllable Of Your Text. Then Maybe Someday We Can Date…In Person.

Everyone’s got crushes. Some of them secret, some of them publicly broadcast, some of them from three hundred yards away with a pair of binoculars. The problem with our socialization is communication is gone. We’ve regressed to a primal state … Continue reading

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