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Why You Should Share Needles In Public: Five Easy Ways To Never Get Sick. Ever.

Be prepared. Carry needles.     Standing on a crowded city street waiting for those walking balls of sickness to infect you with their disgusting people diseases? Look at them, just walking around like they don’t know what they’re doing. … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up Absolutely Any Girl You Want.

Looks. Confidence is key. Any real relationship connoisseur knows the longest lasting romances are based entirely on what you look like. Factors such as hair, length of hair, hair thickness, eye symmetry, calf roundness, belly button depth, shoulderblade pointedness, and … Continue reading

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