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The Tale Of The Mall Food Court Is The Best Place To Acquire a New Disease For My Collection.

Humans have one particular cultural tradition unlike any other species in the world. We gather in crowded places, mingle with complete strangers, and then we sneeze on each other.

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The Tale Of Let Me Just Stand In This Aisle For Seven Hours And Buy Absolutely Nothing.

There‚Äôs only one thing worse than having customers in your place of business. Lingerers. The lingerer. A soulless beast who picks things up and puts them on other shelves, a Golem long known to spend hours in front of a … Continue reading

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