Tag Archives: terrible people

Blizzard outside? Time To Call Delivery, Offer Them A Bunch Of Money I don’t Have, And See Who Crashes on the Way Here.

Posted on February 13, 2014 by Lumberjack Twain

Oh, there’s a Nor’easter outside? Guess I should probably call every food delivery service in the city, offer them a 300 dollar tip, and see who can get to my house first without crashing. Advertisements

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Ten Easy Ways To Get Broken Up With Immediately.

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Lumberjack Twain

Remind them that you are just settling and you could leave them at any time. Tell them about your independence and how good it feels to be a loner, bur you’re just currently carrying some extra “baggage”. Emphasize your statements … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged break ups, dating, ending a relationship, funny, how to break up with someone, humor, making others feel bad, sarcasm, terrible people | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: terrible people

Blizzard outside? Time To Call Delivery, Offer Them A Bunch Of Money I don’t Have, And See Who Crashes on the Way Here.

Ten Easy Ways To Get Broken Up With Immediately.

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